4.25.2008

Ken Lee - Sounds like an imaginary Korean friend...

Pattern for international business:

1 - Find out what is successful in the United States.

2 - Come up with the same thing and do it in your country.

3 - Reap the benefits of fans and attention.

4 - Complain about American politics, lifestyle, and mindset, but worship Nikes, Levi's, Baywatch, McDonald's, and our sporting events.

5 - Change international shipping rates to the Euro and increase US prices/tariffs for produce, oil, baseball cleats, mail-order brides, use of the letter 'm,' apple pie crusts, Hyundais, etc. by 20%.



Yes, indeed, I have just shown you Bulgarian Idol.


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1 comments:

EJ said...

WOW. That literally made me "lol". Hm, words just... yeah. Don't do it justice.